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Kenia
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Baghdad
Burning
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Sapodilla
Racconti
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Rejections work
sucks in Bangalore
Shoe factory
Tailor Made
Nails
Modernisation
Teachers in Ohio
Cartoneros work
sucks in dubai
Crackerland
A:
“I love living in the Gulf. It is an almost ideal Islamic place.”
B:
“What makes you say that?”
A:
“The Islamic values I teach my child at home are not contradicted by what
happens outside. My son does not get confused… unlike in the West.”
B:
“You teach your son that exploitation of labour is an Islamic value?”
WORK SUCKS
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Thursday, December 04, 2008
Liberal soup!
Miss Carnivorous
Here at work we are taking measures to reduce our budget deficits and
avoid laying anyone off. We are taking off 1 day a month without pay and
taking the entire week of xmas unpaid.
The Wednesday before Thanksgiving was my first day off. On that day I
walked out of my cottage to throw something in the trash and my lefty,
Zionist despising, neighbor was standing outside smoking a cig and
spotted me.
"What are you doing home?" she asked, in surprise.
I explained the situation to her.
She got all sad faced, "Oh no, she said, "We are getting ready to leave
for Montana in 2 hours and we have some produce in the refrigerator,
would you like to have it?"
"When are you coming back?" I asked.
"Sunday," she replied.
"Well surely it will last until then, I said, and I know your rabbit
will eat it, even if you won't."
"No, she insisted, you can have it. Just come over and get it when you
are ready."
So I went over and she gave me organic carrots, salad mix and celery.
She tried to give me some baby potatoes too, but I stood firm. "Those
will last," I said.
Bad neighborhoods
Our organization is planning to open a new branch in the absolute worst
part of town.
Right wing co-worker thinks they are going to outsource our entire
department and use us to staff it.
"We will all be killed," I complained. "Do you know what they are going
to call it?"
"Brancho del Muerto," he replied.
Miss Carnivorous
Crackerland
Crackerlandia, California, United States
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I'll take a Whopper and a
side of slavery
Aaron Stewart
oUR TOMATOES ARE PICKED BY SLAVE
From God's Politics: "Farmworkers
are among the least paid workers in the nation; to make $50 in a day, a
worker must pick nearly two tons of tomatoes one-by-one. The CIW has
unearthed, investigated, and assisted federal officials in prosecuting
five forced labor operations in Florida agriculture in the last decade
alone – resulting in the liberation of more than 1,000 people."
I wonder how Burger King's PR department will spin this one. |
WORK SUCKS but...
WORK
SUCKS
sahara
sarah
An essay on character
Kingston girl
Modernisation
kate in kinshasa
Meetings
BIG PHARAOH
Firing
Phil
Mc
Donald's
Carolina Pennyless
Work sucks alot
elina in China
Lift me
up
jonathan
Lundqvist Censorship
in Iran
oo7 in
africa
Crushed. struggle for life
Sheko Mako From the diary of an Iraqy doctor
Tokio Girl
Snip Snip
Trailing scottish bird
Egypt life
Tug Pullman
Confessions of a car salesman
more WORK SUCKS
Carolina Pennyless
a salaryman morning
An Englishman in Osaka
Alarm bell goes, it's six in the morn,
Salaryman lets out a mighty yawn.
He calls to his wife, to get the breakfast on,
But then remembers, she’s in a different futon.
She's in another room, on the second floor,
He likes it like that, cos he can't hear her snore.
It was her idea, to have separate bedding,
Thirty years earlier, just after the wedding.
She's been up since five, filling his lunch box,
Cleaning his shirts, and darning his socks.
For breakfast it's rice and a relaxing smoke,
Wife's a non-smoker, so she starts to choke.
He doesn't mind, he's watching the telly,
Balancing the tray on his burdgeoning belly.
He leaves for the train, he won't be back for a while,
His wife waves him off, with a bloody great smile.
He stands on the train, his face pressed to the glass,
While somebody's briefcase, slides up his arse.
Someone breaks wind, it's a kind of torture,
Faces stay straight, but eyes start to water.
Next station comes, near the city centre,
One person off, but 90 enter.
Salaryman squashed, against an OL's thighs,
He thinks of his wife, to stop an embarrassing rise.
The train gently rocks, from side to side,
Salaryman starts enjoying the ride.
OL's oblivious, to his growing affection,
She's too busy thinking about the summer collection.
End station comes, but salaryman doesn't,
It'd be a right mess, he knows he mustn't.
Off to the office, arriving at nine,
Says ohayo gozaimasu, about 93 times.
Sits in his seat, and that's where he'll stay,
Till it's time to go home, late in the day.
salaryman
Etymology: Japanese sarari-man, from English salary + man
: a Japanese white-collar businessman
Definition from Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary
 
STREETWALKERS IN KINSHASA (cONGO)
They like the Frenchmen better than the Chinese. But the Chinese are
better than the Pakistanis.
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Friday, January 02, 2009
Iran Visitor
Recycling in Tehran
Collecting recyclable materials in Tehran for money is undertaken by a
small army of economic migrants from Iran's outlying regions and
neighbouring nations such as Afghanistan.
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